"The common octopus hunts at dusk."



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i used to sext: a lot
there are some redactions I’m sorry and they’re the best ones too i’m sorry again

i used to sext: a lot

there are some redactions I’m sorry and they’re the best ones too i’m sorry again

im gonna make out with someone this weekend and that is all that is getting me through this week

simulatedcity:

why are we saying link when we could say hyperlink and why are we saying computer when we could say terminal and why are we saying hello and how are you when we could be prying open manhole covers and diving in silently

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i am v anxious someone bring me xanax

Sometimes I feel like everything I’m doing and saying is a rude parody of the truth and my reward for this witty satire is being sad.

I Am Ready To Die A Violent Death, Heiko Julién (via thebluecollarhustle)

this was a cool read

(via bopeep)
sext: i smell like shampoo and weed

sext: i smell like shampoo and weed

my dealer is cuter than your dealer